Status Update.

Could you imagine the public outcry if Brice Almighty came out today?

Team Canada wins 🇨🇦 #4Nations #CANvsUSA

Basically all too 30 topics in trending are about hockey…. That’s awesome

🫶 #4Nations

I’m putting money on Cody heel turn at wrestlemania, retains the title with rocks help against CM Punk #WWERaw

Kucherov getting annoyed after scoring because of how he scored is the ultimate Kucherov thing to do 🤣 #GoBolts

Rubio sank so far into that couch I was afraid JD Vance might fuck him.

Randy orton incoming #WWEChamber

If cena wins, Rhodes is going heel, if punk wins punk is going heel #WWEChamber

I am of the belief if Cody Rhodes didn't say a bad word John Cena would not have snapped

I’m fucking furious about Canadians booing the American national anthem. Have you no shame? No sense of decorum? It hasn’t been NEARLY loud enough. Put your back into it, guys. C’mon.

My fav people are the religious individuals who think being an atheist means you’re a free agent

Some sick bustard out there blending starving hedgehogs together! 😡😡😡 Found in a shop next to blended ducks and birds, too!!!😔

MAGA Jesus! 😀😀😀🔥

6 healthy ways to cope with spring breakers invading Tampa Bay: 1) scream and cry 2) rage tweet about the traffic 3) *shake fist at the sky* 4) call Phoebe’s therapist 5) cry again 6) try not to be too giddy when they get sunburnt

Part of me is happy the audience is so involved, the other part of me wants them to shut up so we can get on with the promos lol #SmackDown

guys this was one of the funniest i've ever tweeted and only 10 likes.... I'm deactivating

GOOOOODDDDDD MORNING FROM GIANT FLAMINGO HOME!!!! 🥱 We've got something special happening today…👀 Like, giant flamingo-sized special…🦩 It’s so big we might even be able to go by our classic “Tampa *INTERNATIONAL* Airport” name again! 🫣 Stay tuned??? 😉

Roman Reigns SZN 💥 There is only one man…