It’s so nice when people befriend you for genuine friendships and not for your sexual availability 💜 this says a lot about how societies are conditioned to view women

My love language is that we exchange Cold War literature

Hhhmm. I’m sure I pushed this boulder up the hill yesterday, but upon waking I found it at the bottom of the hill again.

When I text you "🛳" it means I love it when we're cruising together!

Already seen a bunch of jokes about this, which is very fair, but it’s a good lesson on the adaptability of capitalism and it’s ability to co-opt and extract profit from nearly anything.

Je me sens spécial! Avec tous mes 💋 et cœur. To another living year! 🍻

“Hello? Kitty! It’s been 20 years!”

Jordan Peterson gives step dad energy... if u know u know

I mean it's a very Darwinian thing to say but with your step daughter?? some decorum pls

Padmé Amidala’s crotch withstands 14,432 newtons of force (2002)

okay

Who made this one 🤣😭

FYI: It's no longer "box wine" The classy term is "cardboardeaux"

Intimacy w someone u actually like is so triggering like why am I processing childhood trauma naked in his bed

You know what keeps me up at night? The destruction of the library of Alexandria and the Mayan cocides. Now we’ll never know how these ancient civilizations built pyramids 😔

. Rep. Bennie G. Thompson: "I chose Liz Cheney as my vice chair (on Jan.6 Committee), I didn't have to, I could have chosen anyone" .... "this was about more than party, this was country." #POLITICOTheRecast x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Some of you bisexuals just be dating women and then really super duper ugly men and i wanna know why?!!!

!! SPOTTED in Sacramento !!

Hope your day is as good as Lara Korte's when we saw the POLITICO California light rail for the first time.