Inside the Trojan Horse

if i had a nickel for every time an elderly woman made a comment on my skin conditions, i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice 🥲

shout out to the mom and her daughter who were protesting *against* their reproductive rights today, only to leave a couple minutes in once they used the protest for a quick photo op 🥰

roe v wade has been overtaking the media recently, causing a ton of outrage and backlash, which is great. however, the supreme court is quietly planning another, just as horrible, ruling. the only difference is that this one is going to receive a lot less media attention.

all the people getting mad over cracker barrel offering vegan sausage rn 💀

dinner as my first meal of the day for the third day in a row??? it’s more likely than you think 🤡

I did a thing!! ✨✨✨

this fully grown man has somehow never encountered a sweet potato and watching him talk about it has made me insane

Just saw a video of this girl saying that people are using zillow to sex traffick and they are. You find the property you like, speak to someone on the phone. Get to the house and its a lockbox and they’ll tell you to call them for the code-

If anyone needs a little motivation today, call (707) 873-7862. It’s a school project where kindergarteners give you a pep talk. It’s so cute 🥹😅. And it’s automated!

Denton warming stations:

This diva from Kung Fu Panda, making noodles for the whole village, while wearing a bowl of noodles with chopsticks on his head??? Mama that’s DRAG

yeah, i got that dawg in me 😏

these cabinet picks are starting to feel like a hear me out cake fr 💀