the best pancake topping is drum n bass

happy valentine's day, from the department of homeland security

How to climb an active volcano, illustrated by Nikolai Nedbaylo, printed in Soviet science magazine Tekhnika Molodezhi, April 1974.

it's too funky in here

Would love for one of the many people tweeting that Elizabeth Warren doesn't owe progressives anything to explain to me why progressives owe the Democratic Party our votes in November.

thanks amazon, i haven't laughed that hard in weeks

sorry i made this

even in the midst of all this isolation, i have no interest whatsoever in video chatting. go the fuck away with that shit

now might be a good time to support your local drive-in theater, if you're lucky enough to still have one

in time we'll be dancing in the streets all night

if you're on the sidewalk and someone steps into the street to do social distancing, you should flash them a peace sign. or, maybe blow them a kiss

why does everyone think Jackie Chan is dead? what the heck?

nature always wins

yes sir, the check is in the mail