Photo: Kent Nishimura

my morning was going so well and then i got home from the store and realized the coffee beans i’d just spent $12 on were decaf. what the fuck. i’m devastated

no sorry i’m obsessed *obsessed* with infinite-time-loop-groundhogs-day-type romcom movies what an absolutely phenomenal genre

the content is flawless but god im obsessed with the *performance* of this speech. the energy, the indignation, the use of space, it’s SO GOOD like maybe i enjoyed high school debate too much or something but this is just absurdly masterful

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i have not had enough coffee to deal with this mentally right now

i am one lost internet connection away from becoming royce

i voted, i finished my last essay of the semester feeling like a halfway acceptable knockoff adult

i've been sitting at my desk for many many minutes now laughing, silently screaming, nearly crying, etc.- getting so much validation in the grades and comments on the final paper of the class that has most consumed my thoughts this semester by the prof most admired is agh 5 stars

you can *see* the moment franken pauses, reals himself in, knowing full well that he could have just continued and absolutely shredded glenn. obsessed.