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This is like choosing which STD you’d prefer to catch.

I lost all sympathy here when I learned that Congress operates a high-quality 18-hour/day day care on the premises.

Cigarettes are gay

Thoughts?

Uh that's...

Lop-eared zoomies

I started way too many conversations in the comments today & I am completely lost 😂

🛎️

I'm so sick of explaining what the Talmud is to randos. I'm not even Jewish.

Ungrateful

I’m no Fallon fan, but this is good tv.

My husband on the phone rn telling someone about Jesus

Have you noticed how plain, dull, and unpoetic language in everything has become? Look at things such as the lyrics of songs. No one even seems to try to make things pretty to read or listen to anymore.

I don't like Crowder but his reaction is 🤣

They weren't?

I'm nominating myself for the Nobel Peace Prize for blocking transfers of soup to Knowles since 2020.

This screenshot is a perfect summary of what Twitter has been like over the last year. So if an outsider ever asks, just show them this. Sterling Britta | NoSoup4Knowles

Why are people like this? 😂

America First 🇻🇦 🇺🇸 🇮🇱😺 Michael Knowles Britta | NoSoup4Knowles