Do something! You're my other dad! Just beat him up

I have two (2) girlfriends. And a pet rock.

So undo it! Black Magic or some spell, or smack his head around until he goes back to being the dad I know.

I HAVE A ROCK-

He's my pet rock named Caspar. I'm gonna chuck it at his head.

. I guess-

First, my dad forgets who I am. Then, I panic and have a crisis.

>sees a Ferdinand >immediate bias towards Ferdie

{♡} be gentle,,,, I can only take so much before I give in,,,

{♡} Lord, forgive me, I am sinning in front of Ferdinand von Aegir. I'm not worthy.

DAAAAAAAAAAD

DAD SHUT UP ABOUT UPSEXY THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE IS LIGMA

????????? WHY IS MARIA A GHOST????????? I CANNOT KISS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK-

DOWN WITH THE EMPIRE THEY KILLED MY FUTURE WIFE

My dad is a himbo.

[Picks up a barrel] Maria, where are you? I'll slaughter them!

WE'RE GOING ON A BABE HUNT AND DON'T THINK I'M GIVING MERCY TO THE EMPIRE BECAUSE FUCK THEM-

Uh oh- My "Aunt Lippe is going to murder me" senses are going off

I know when women are going to brutally murder me over stupid mistakes. A skill I inherited from my Father.