Fern - Chennedy Carter Apologist (@nosfertraptu) 's Twitter Profile
Fern - Chennedy Carter Apologist

@nosfertraptu

I’m actually Jonbenét Ramsey, trap music vampire. I play mtg and stuff. Cohost of The Goblin Trashmasters podcast. this is a Natasha Howard Stan acct. NYL4life

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Judge people based on the job they do. Judging coaches by rings or records really has you having to defend van chancellor as one of the best coaches of all time. Sandy lost the locker room and her playbook was shit. Bad coaches get fired for being bad coaches.

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Not someone sent me a photo of me and Sandy Brondello in 2002 and told me to stop speaking bad about her on Twitter. No more Sandy negativity for me. Can’t ever let that photo get released.

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I’m like 80% sure I just got “Pretty Woman”ed at a garden center today. “I don’t know if our offerings would be a good fit for you, since we specialize in cultivars. You may want to try a more blue collar landscaping company”

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Congrats to the Aces, probably the only team playing watchable basketball this postseason. I cannot imagine how bad the next few seasons would have been if PHX meat grinder basketball got them a ring.

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When people from the generation that moved a million units of a novelty joke toy called the “pet rock” pass judgement on your discretionary spending, you should just ignore them.