Me having to go outside because the delivery guy don't know how to follow directions

Going to the store to find the pretzels they give u on the airplane

ngl, not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience to me

imagine being hungover in 1895

How do I file taxes

So hungover going to ask the man napping on the street if we can cuddle

made chipotle at home #DoubleSteakNoCharge

Shazamed something at the bar cause it sounded really good and it was Led Zeppelin

How it feels to be 23

Telling the person sitting next to me on the plane that they were in my dream last night

Googling "types of salad dressing" at a restaurant. I am ready to learn

Everyone: wow it’s finally so nice in the city today Uber Eats guys for literally no reason:

it’s so nice out i should quit my job today

80 degrees in nyc

Sent my dad a picture of the steak that I attempted to cook. 16 minute lecture

helped my friend move yesterday but I had a cocktail right before so I was buzzed making them do a photo shoot of me in the truck

Bdubs with my highschool friends

I think the problem is nobody's had a 2am walmart trip in over 4 years

calorie tracking going well btw

crazy how 4/20 is on 4/20 this year