I was just informed that chocolate pudding is “an inappropriate breakfast food”… shocked and appalled.

What can I say? The baby wants what it wants.

Not with that attitude . . . 😝

Would he . . . care to try some? . . .

Yes, mama?

Anna chuckles, a hand resting on her stomach. “This is only one of a dozen small meals we eat in a day. Some are healthy! Others? …Not so much.”

K R I S T O F F !!!!

I know it’s only been since this morning… but I feel like I haven’t seen you in months! I’ve missed you!

*SCREAMS* I WAS LOCKED OUT OF THIS ACCOUNT FOR WEEKS - I’M BACK NOW. :,)

/ HELLO IM SEEING NOTIFICATIONS FROM FRIENDS BUT IT WONT SHOW THEM TO ME!!!!!! *YELLS*

I’m sorry I’ve been absolutely just NONEXISTENT! I’m alive! I swear!

I hope you weren’t… worried or anything!

Hey, 𝑦𝑜𝑢! 𝕂𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕗𝕗

It’s not very… 𝑟𝑜𝑦𝑎𝑙 of her, but she revs up a running start, gaining speed and closing the distance until she jumps up into his arms – laughing.

75918292928 years later I realised how on the nose it was to have a Rock Troll named BULDA.

Hiiii!!!

I missed you!

Did someone say ice skating?! Count me in!

If you heard muffled screaming just now… no you didn’t.