Who would’ve guessed that turning Master Chief into a raging baby who has a secret sexual relationship with a covenant princess would’ve bombed

fallout 4 literally opens with a door to door salesman basically selling a chance of survival to rich people but when the bomb drops that salesman dies because he couldn't afford it

what if instead of optimus prime saying "autobots, roll out" he said "autobots, jork branden's penits"? calm down liberals, it's called dark humor(humour if you're a "wanker brit")

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This is why Conservative 'humor' never works

Imagine drunk driving this

Coming soon: "I'm so sorry I voted for him! But I didn't think he meant ME!"

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I have

"Fuck your feelings" but also please come to thanksgiving, we miss you and our vote had nothing to do with you, honey.

having ocd feels like your brain is possessed by a parasitic demon that feeds on your imagination

Dang thats deep. If only there was a movie that explored this concept!

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