Legendary. I remember sharing your website/articles in junior high/high school and laughing so hard I’d almost pass out. 🍻

It’s beautiful! 🥺😄

Oh boy, we getting the team back together [ominous dong]? 😂🍻

Happiest of birthdays to the wonderful legend that is Michael Bolton! I hope recovery is going well and I look forward to seeing you back out on the road, sir! #Bolton #HappyBirthday

Can’t wait for your take on this, Bill Burr!

Big thanks (AKA go fuck yourself) to #NHL, #TNT, #Hulu, and whoever else thinks this is remotely convenient. You guys absolutely BLOW at making your shit accessible to watch. 20 different accounts with 20 different services just to stream a damn game. #FLAvsBOS

This is the worst game of hockey I've ever seen. Holy fucking shit. Send these referees to the sun. #Bruins

Probably the hardest game to watch all postseason. God damn that was just unreal officiating. Send that crew into the sun, please. #NHL #Bruins

What the ACTUAL fuck, NHL Player Safety? Disgusting.

🚨 EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Respawn Potentially Hiring For What Seems Like A New Titanfall Game According to a job description on LinkedIn, the studio is hiring devs for an incubation team to lead this project. The “Qualifications” part hints at a “multiplayer FPS” setting.

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101 days until hockey is back. Hooray! 😄🏒🍻

100%

The rainy night in the final frame was just perfect. 😂

At what point does Swayman get the Rask treatment? We blame all loses on goaltenders, right? Right?? 🙄 #NHLBruins

A happiest of birthdays to the legend Michael Bolton! I hope recovery is going well and that we’re able to see you tour once more! Have a great birthday, Michael! ❤️ 🍻 #bolton #number1fan #soulprovider #lol

Toodaloo, #NHLBruins and this hockey season! Sucks we’re done early, but I look forward to October! 🍻 🏒