Andy Carroll and Matty Longstaff react to that Dwight Gayle miss...#nufc 🤣🤣

Anyone that signs the petition today and sends me a screen shot proving it, I will send a full metro timetable straight to your inbox! #Cans #NUFC 🖤🤍 Link in comments.

100000 signatures reached #cans #NUFC must say I was disappointed in my Scarlett_RoseXXX photo like #Saudis

Super-spreader alert

The maths doesn’t add up - which tight bastard only put a tenner in ?

🗣 FREE PACKED LUNCHES A reminder next week Hebburn Town FC we’ll be offering up to 200 packed lunches for FREE to be collected between 12pm-2pm at the sports club cafe area (NE31 1UN), no questions asked. Plenty to go round. MR14 #ENDCHILDFOODPOVERTY #communitymatters

A warm welcome to Keth our new quality control technician

On a positive note - we’ll have new metros by the time this takeover is sorted ⚽️⚫️⚪️ #NUFC #PremierLeague

Newcastle takeover: Saudi Arabian-backed deal completed - as of Friday 8th November women , gays and Jews are no longer permitted on the metro system - fines and beheadings will be enforced #nufc #cans bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

We are currently experiencing delays between Gateshead and Central Station due to an obstruction in the tunnel x.com/buitengebieden…

And you think we’re bad at time keeping

The bastards have even got ticketmaster on board Sam Fender time for a police investigation #soldoot

I feel a strike coming on chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-eas…

Wa mint man

Metro’s are mint man shabba

Metro staff have voted unanimously to strike on Tuesday 23rd May just to piss Andrew Watson off

South Shield’s Metro station on Sunday

Bastards !! Wouldn’t happen over here

This is a disgrace from Paddy Power the whole of the north east should boycoott them #NUFC