They should have got Good Bunny.

Those who produce slop are called ploppers. Those who consume it are slurpers.

The last time your bloodline saw this it was on German mercenaries coming to burn your village.

Adults are allowed to fuck.

"It was justified."

Jon Stewart fucked up so bad people are feeling sympathetic towards Tucker Carlson.

💡 Oh! "Parental Controls" are for devices you set up for your parents.

You're telling me these athletes are bi?

This is what they mean when they say China is living in the future.

That's just a Vneck tshirt.

TV writer used to the fallback for ivy leaguers who wanted to be the next Hemmingway. Now it's daycare for stoners who don't know tbe difference between the 60s and tbe 80s.

I should reread "House of Leaves."

Oh man...

I have no problem with professors using AI to grade assignments while banning students from using AI. Education is not a contest between teacherscand students.

The situation does not like being monitored.

You couldn't see shit with those flashlights.

People just don't distinguish between similar sounding words anymore. "I took the full regimen" and "I took the full regiiment" mean very different things!

One time ChatGPT gave me a bullshit answer about a, uh, "touchy" subject. So I said "that's a bullshit answer", and it worked! After that it was like "OK here's what really going on..."

The 27 to 1 kill ratio in Ukraine either means the Russian army's ability to defend itself has completely collapsed, or Ukraine is repeating America's failed "bodycount" strategy from Vietnam. Hard to say really.

Vir Cotto had hoes.