I prefer the title of Cruise Director

The extra of your brain sensing a hot flash and cuing up Glenn Fry’s the heat is on #thankschemo

It took me thirty years to realize Pauly Shore’s character in Encino Man was a genuinely great human being

First day of school; my kids watched too much Top Gun this summer

American children want food, no school lunch debt

That feeling when the chemo works

My chemo nurses are amazing. So are my sister and brother-in-law. I’m grateful the Minnesota Nurses are striking for better health care conditions to benefit everyone. Do better, overpaid hospital executives!

Greetings from the redwoods.

Peak 🍁 today

Parenting is explaining to your child that being a good basketball player is incompatible with their aspirations of growing Guinness-record length toenails

A nap is always the answer

This is essentially my next vacation plan 🏝 🏕 🚐 ☀️ 🏔 ☕️ 🏄‍♀️

Tell me you and your friends are racist assholes without telling me you’re racist assholes #gocougs #ProudUMMalum U regent Sviggum wonders if Morris campus is 'too diverse' mprnews.org/story/2022/10/… via @mprnews

Voted today! 🗳🇺🇸✅

Paul Rudd’s acting in Ghostbusters Afterlife, as Gary Gruberson, is his finest work to date. Come at me.

Hoping that by signing up to play tuba, my kid will finally break his streak of misplacing every possession he owns

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Happy Halloween from this rock climbing lobster