I find it really funny when kids are mean as fuck for no reason. Like what are you saying fuck you to me for? I did nothing to you. Weren’t you just born yesterday little motherfucker? 💀

This is my ass tweaked off 4 energy drinks and 3 hours of sleep heading into work

I’ve come to terms with the fact that we will never get anymore pondchild au and that shit sucks 😔

x.com/sanfordxdeimos… Yeah i need y’all to follow this person and become obsessed with this as much as I am. It’s so good

This shit is corny but it had me in tears bruh 💀

Holy hell I’m over here playing street fighter 2 champion edition and omg. This nigga ryu. holy fucking spam attack dog. All this dude does is Hadoken Hadoken Hadoken kick kick Hadoken Hadoken Hadoken Hadoken. Like?! Omg can you cut that shit out? Then he stands over me like this

Wouldn't it be funny if you could bypass it with 1 line of code in ctrl + shift + i > console Object.values(webpackChunkdiscord_app.push([[Symbol()],{},r=>r.c])).find(x => x?.exports?.default?.__proto__?.getCurrentUser).exports.default.getCurrentUser().ageVerificationStatus = 3;

Ooo this shit made me fucking laugh 😭 plsss

Watching Doja cat now just reminds me that you can be rich, successful and pretty and still be a huuuge fucking loser. Christ 🤦🏾‍♀️ that shit is so disappointing fr

I’m having so much trouble trying to work with this light pen to get it the way I want it. I want the bones to glow but for it to be a nice clear glow but with obvious color. It looks like shit rn though 🥲

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Just finished final destination bloodlines and bro…….. FUCK THAT PENNY DOG! And I said omg imagine if the movie ends with the penny like it started with that damn penny. 😭 poor Bobby too.

Gonna watch freakier Friday on a Friday is something else knowing I also watched freaky Friday on a Friday as well lol. I hope it’s as good as the first one

Happy birthday to me

Bro I just went to visit my mom who I really don’t know that well cuz reasons and tell me why she said that not even 4 month before I visited her she stole an ambulance?? Like??? And shes on 2 years probation cuz they didn’t catch her on camera 😭 the pieces are connecting bro.

Meeting family Ive never met before that are blood related is giving me the realization on why I’m crazy as shit 💀 like…. No one Ive met in my family is normal so far except one sister who’s a doctor. Bless her heart 🤣

The last thing my Burger King meal sees

Merry christler! 🎄🎁🎄🎁

Maybe I am too cringe….😔