ID of the #Pilot of the #TorontoPlaneCrash? We know who it was not.

Up until now we only know WHAT was done. Once we #ConfirmKash Patel we can start getting to the WHO and perp-walking some effers

Did you know... Tom Hanks agreed to star in "Big" after mistakenly thinking he was going to be inside the body of a 12 year old?

We should this new era in Ireland "The Tribals"

TFW you get your Nobel Peace Prize as a participation trophy for droning your own citizens, and know that even when he ends the war in Ukraine and strikes a peace deal in Israel, Trump won't be getting nuthin.

When they start sending their boys over there into the meat-grinder, they won't be sending their new "guests". Those fellas will be busy back home, forcibly culturally-enriching their wives and daughters. It's not going to be pretty. #EuropeHasFallen.

New #Captcha for Americans - Before commenting on a geopolitical post, click all boxes containing the countries referenced.

#Ukraine wants #NATO membership? They can have our seat. Let NATO put it to a vote. Swap U.S.'s membership for Ukraine's. Simultaneous implementation protects the U.S. from Article 5 being invoked and dragging us into WW3. Give NATO 24 hours to decide #ArtOfTheDeal

"#Mohammad - The Musical"? "No! Absolutely NOT!" "What if we get #Elvis?" The 60's were🔥

I almost feel a little sorry for Bernie Sanders But the sooner we get this over with the sooner we get Snake Plissken

If you are a "refugee", afraid for your life in your home country, but routinely go back to visit... were you really afraid? #NoInAndOutParking

RIP Dick Cheney

Keep the Government shut down until 12/2. Then Trump can fire all the dead weight of federal employees that have been furloughed. Only 3 weeks to go. Do NOT end the filibuster and when it's late in November do NOT call a vote. #FAFO Trump is Brer fucking Rabbit.

Congratulate Marjorie on her new job!

Ted Cruz has been super quiet lately. I have $1 that says he will be the next Supreme Court nominee.

What's in Minnesota's paper of record about the biggest story of the day? Just some white ladies cheating at Scrabble (they each have 2 racks of 8 tiles each), a bunch of bleak economic "news", something about fake news causing Trump to dis Somalis. #journalism

Watching the slow red-pilling of guys like John Cleese is oddly satisfying.

It's been over 10 days. I guess Rob Reiner has finally really quit X this time.