Pads win! Looking pretty good

So, been converting old audio tapes into MP3 files. Man, we wrote a lot of songs.

I gotta say the new Heineken ads are like if the Old Navy ads were raped by Cirque du Soleil. Scary.

Ricky Gervais I told a friend to watch episode 1 of After Life if they wanted to know the place I was in after my 31 year old wife Tessa died of a brain aneurysm but I told them to keep watching if they want to know where I am now.

If there really is no business, like show business, like no business you know….than you really don’t know about that much, idiot.

“Life’s a piece of sh*t, when ya look at it…” - Monty Python. …….”I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries…” - Also Monty Python

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The English language is funny. If something is for skin, then you use it on your skin to possibly improve your skin, but foreskin is a useless piece of skin that we usually cut off and throw away. Or we keep it and it fills up with smegma if we don’t wash and use things for skin

Paraphrasing StMartin - If I had 1 wish this year it’d be that all the children of the world join hands & sing in the spirit of peace and harmony. Wait! I forgot about revenge against my enemies. They should rot in hell like the pigs they are. & then the crap about the kids

The Big Pete's Place show this month!!! Get ready 81 people who like us!

Update - No Reply to play 1 song at Pete's Place shows Jan 28. One's all we need!

Investing very little into our hype machine, but investors into the recording of the music. open.spotify.com/artist/5FNoXgU…

Just an average day for me

I'm a very petty man. Because he's so likable, I hate Justin Timberlake

I'm not trying to stereotype, I'm just saying most gay guys look a lot happier than lesbians.

Not that I doubt your faith but you should really make your Jesus bumper sticker just slightly larger than your Transformers sticker

Stop playing 30 Seconds to Mars! That assclown Leto doesn't need any more success! Actor, rock star, enough already

Where do the pistachio people get this money to hire all these b-list celebrities?

No Reply continues to slumber...but we're not dead!