NoQuarter89 -Jeff Bagwell Shadow Government-
@noquarter89
Czar of secret intelligence for the Masonic Order of the Jeff Bagwell Shadow Government (in exile)
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http://www.deportelonmusk.com 26-07-2022 07:22:41
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brittanie shey
@brittanieshey
writer, knitter, pottymouth
Ally
@ohmyitsally
Houston sports will be the death of me. Put Billy Wagner in the hall. Iβm just here so I wonβt get fined. Htown til I drown. Longhorn mom π€π»
Tony Adams
@adams_at
team=117. Astros fan.
John Culotta
@johnculotta
4-eyed Homing Pigeon who likes to computer Herein lies my apotheosis of interests #Tech #MTB #NYJets #LARams #Photography #Music
Jays #BLM He/Him
@johnstjh
Award-winning actor, writer, director, & producer of stage & a bit of film. Dungeon Master for @ToBeorRPG. Opinions are my own. H-Town.
New York Times Pitchbot
@dougjballoon
Parody. What do we have for entertainment? merch: crazydogtshirts.com/collections/piβ¦
Ryan, Perdido en TX
@ryanlostintx
MW - Ready for Baseball Season
@mwilly33
I have a great family. I wear a beard & an #Astros cap. I deal in baseball & copious amounts of sarcasm. My tweets are my own. Not usually serious.
π Scott
@heyyyscott
Houstonβs favorite ski instructor (by volume)
MVPnavπ€π½
@pnav57
Paul/PNav | Texan By birth πΊπΈ Mexican by the grace of God π²π½ | #Relentless #Rockets #Aggiesππ½ #HTownMade | #HarrisWalz2024
Glenn Howerton
@glennhowerton
BlackBerry in theaters now!!
Rep. Jack Kimble
@repjackkimble
Republican Representing CA's 54th Dist. & co-sponsor of Poe's Law. Detective Jesus #1: Thou Shalt Not Kill is out on Amazon amzn.to/3aDgUmi.
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@houstarr_sports
My baseball takes are solely off of vibes and emotions. IG: @houstarr_sports
Andrew McCutchen
@thecutch22
Fort Meade, FL. 863 Polk Countyπ¦Ύ
Patrick Creighton
@pcreighton1
Sports. Food. Dogs. Rock&Roll. Shenanigans. @Sportsradio610 #Area45 #HTownPostgame #BigOrangeWagon podcast (Astros) #BleavInTexans podcast (Texans)
Torrey Smith
@torreysmithwr
VA Terp - 2x SB Champ - Prez @level82org - Coach - @Level82_7on7 Trending Thoughts Podcast - Contact [email protected]
kaitlin olson
@kaitlinolson
two guys' mom.
Tim Walz
@tim_walz
Running to win this thing with @KamalaHarris.
derek guy
@dieworkwear
Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
Astros Stats π
@astro_numbers
Waiting on regression to the mean. Contributor to @CrawfishBoxes. Stats, graphs, and gifs.
Cesar Salazar
@cesarsalazar34
Catcher at Houston Astros & Naranjeros de Hermosillo LMPπ𧑠Contact: [email protected]
Steven Wilson
@stevenwilsonhq
Get tickets to The Overview Tour 2025 now!
Lakota Man
@lakotaman1
Oglala Lakota βEnrolled at Pine Ridge, S.D. β βThe earth sings her revolution, she calls brave men and women to her defense.β β The only easy day was yesterday.
RB βΎοΈπ€πΌ
@heyyrb
Lifeβs short, stunt on em-- houston sports
Jim Schlossnagle
@coachschloss
Head Baseball Coach at The University of Texas at Austin
Rob McElhenney
@rmcelhenney
π@morebetterind @thebetterbrown @wrexham_afc
Kaylan_TX
@kaylan_tx_
Former Republican, Business Owner, Bounty Hunter, Licensed TX Bondsman & fresh out of fucks! Iβm not an ally, Iβm an accompliceπ #ReceiptQueenπ§ΎπΈ
Spencer Striderπ₯₯π΄
@spencerstrider
Atlanta Braves #99 | Clemson Baseball alum
AstrosAtoZ
@astrosatoz
Wholesome #Astros content. No matter how much I practice, I will never be better at tennis than the wall.
erica
@midgetbubz
my sole purpose in life is to make men feel tall
Hoodlum πΊπΈ
@nothoodlum
Commentary β’ Satirical Emeritus
I Smoked Mark Robinsons's Porn
@blackknight10k
Host:π@PardonPodπw/@cooltxchick @caroledwine @taradublinrocks Sponsored by @ColinDMcIntosh of Sheets and Giggles
greg
@greg16676935420
im greg I like football and stocks and my birthday im from kentuckey. I'm a investor. I like to golf at the golf course @gregmultiverse β’ subscribe for $1 ‴οΈ
La Mole
@franmilseyebrow
Cleveland Guardians baseball enjoyer.
Barry
@barryonhere
Do good things
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@sundaedivine
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Tank Bigsby SZN
@j0n__guerra
RIP @JON_GUERRA9. AstrosβΎοΈ| Jaguarsπ| Lone Star Enthusiast| Yusei Kikuchi Advocate. Biggest ChASS McCormick hater.
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@prithvia05
GOP Jesus
@gopjesususa
A parody account that reflects the GOPβs interpretation of Jesusβs will and teachings. Bless. Follow me and retweet to spread the Good GOP Word. #CatsForKamala
Goblin Gobbler
@nastygoblinsxx
Astros Fan
@go_stros100
Twitter Suspended my old account. Sometimes I troll sometimes I donβt. Iβll never tell. Live mas. Jesus didnβt tap.
Support@LiamNissanTM
@teamliamnissan
Chief Production Assistant to Mr. Liam NissanTM. Cop motor, cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. Hates Illinois Nazis. (Parody)
Jairon O
@o_jairon1228
I like the Astros
Dan from Austin
@mapman001
Austin Tx area, Family, Fun, Sports, Stros fan, Longhorns, Texas Tech, Texas A&M, State, Local, Houston Teams 1st, then good games.
Fire Dana and Cintron Ε¦ π΅
@sad_cozy
Founder and Co-Owner of the Largest Astros Fanpage on Instagram (@astros_center) || Reporter/Writer for @astrosfuture || astros @spurs @TexasTech
Ritter
@ritter_1414
Being comfortable get you beat
HK-47
@hk47_actual
A Sassin'/Protocol Droid. Statement: This is a parody account and has no affiliation with the meatbags at Bioware, Disney, EA, or any other related entities.
Shoulda Kept Verlander in AAA
@quallsastros
Astros unofficial tracker of randomness. Look for my game recaps and Who I Blame lists. Bruh, Iβm not Chad Qualls. #ForTheHou #ThinOrangeLine
Astrosfan86
@astrosfan86
Sarcastic H-Town Expat. back from the dead. #astros #CancunFC #TexasEx I probably have you muted
Always the Jake
@jacobsfieldrbw
Borderline worth following. Unpredictable mix of satire, parody, and Guardians analysis. Tweets by AJ Baez.