The power grid when Hasan turns the shock collar to 11

Harry Sisson drops a “this you” on Sneako post Iran being struck

Pray for Hasan pikers dog

BREAKING: Palestinian Authority condemns Iranian attacks on Arab countries

Rest in piss Khamenei but fair is fair, they get to get Bibi now. We'd be so owned

Perhaps all the British ‘Dubai wankers’ will realise that they were born in the best safest county ever?

He’s fully mask off

How is it March already.

If anyone wants to unwind and laugh (but also cringe very heavily) after the very intense news day, I can’t recommend this video more highly. Phenomenally good and extremely uncomfortable in the best way. youtu.be/kMD-cpjJXKs?si…

Where are all the Emirates A380 parked right now? DXB: 37 PKX: 4 SYD: 4 LHR: 3 MEL: 3 AKL: 2 BKK: 2 BNE: 2 CDG: 2 FCO: 2 GRU: 2 HKG: 2 JFK: 2 MAN: 2 MNL: 2 MRU: 2 MUC: 2 MXP: 2 PRG: 2 SIN: 2 VIE: 2 Many other airports: 1 each

White people tacos slap. It'll be 2067, I'd have been living in Israel after Supreme Chairman HaSSan PiKKKer purged every Ziojew from Turtle Island, and I'll still be whippin up them white people tacos

Currently more than 2,000 flights to and from seven key airports (DXB, DOH, AUH, SHJ, KWI, BAH, DWC) in the Gulf area have been cancelled.

NOT WRITTEN BY ME! Very very good though.

What a crazy night that was. Had a pretty weird and crazy and good and unexpected experience. I’m trying to go with the flow and accept the experiences that come my way

Woah that’s a long time

HAHAHAHAHA genuinely never seen this before

Spot on. Ed Davey is one of the best and most intelligent politicians I’ve ever seen. He could be the best PM the country has ever had… wishful thinking huh…

It’s actually mindblowing to me that most people watched this insane deflection to defend death threats and then replied to the tweet in support of Farage. Mindblowing.

If true, this is incredible