𝑶𝒇 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑰𝒎𝒑𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍, 𝒊𝒕’𝒔 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰 𝒇𝒆𝒍𝒍...

//update. I threw the other piece i did right the fuck away, and did a new one. with a proper book nook + a papasun / wicker bowl chair

If it helps, Charlie, I don't want to eat the kitties?

. . . That was your idea of a joke? [She'd shoot back, putting her phone and stylus away. Staring back at him with just as much of a look.]

I don't even know any other demons like you. Then again, you reek of the living world, so . . . [She seems satisfied with that answer he gave, though she trails off a bit, wrinkling her nose.]

I have no idea what that is. [Blunt as a hammer, she offers a half-shrug.]

. . . No idea. I'm not from this world, I guess you could call me an alien, but not in the "extraterrestrial" kind of way. [Dancing around where she's actually from like her life depends on it.]

// x.com/M0THERSWEB hi ik this is irrelevant but i made angel dust's mom as an oc and if you guys could follow/interact, i'd be soooo happy! Thanks, ily all /plat

[Turns around, surprised.] Thanks so much! Your fashion sense really strikes a jackpot in me! [Pause.] I am terrible at reciprocating flirting, I'm sorry.

[Aight, fair enough.] Hey, you want some ginger ale? It's unopened. [Offering the can of ginger ale to the imp, and sure enough, it's sealed.]

Neither can anyone else! It's all about faking it until you make it. People who are "good" at flirting did that, and then once you "make it", you're golden.

⠀ ⠀⠀#𝐕𝐎𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐊⠀⠀𝙖 𝙫𝙤𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙡𝙮 ⠀⠀𝙪𝙣𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙨 ,⠀𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙬𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙚 ⠀⠀𝙬𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙣𝙤 𝙥𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 .⠀𝐖𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐄 . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝑽𝑰𝑹𝑻𝑼𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑳𝑰𝑻𝒀 .

//I think I wanna do some june art,,,

. . . Do you want some of my cookie butter or somethin'? [She's holding a jar of the aforementioned cookie butter, a spoon, and is eating out of said jar.]

Guess you don't want a slice of my dessert pizza, then. . . A shame, really. . . [Trying not to smirk or laugh.]

Yeah. So, it's like, pizza dough, chocolate sauce serves as the marinara, you can put any candy want on top? It's really puts the "pie" in "pizza pie". :)

. . . You're the picky one, aren't you? [A chuckle.] Well, what kind of pizza would make you NOT hate us all?