this following work followed by a jazz bar

real mfs know the best dating app is neither Hinge nor IG, but indeed Rover

drove 3 hours and slept like a baby

new Airbnb announcement is giving LivingPlus from Succession

finally got warm enough where I realized my AC in this older apt I moved into doesn’t work, but I paid $24 in utilities in the last month so am I even that mad ?

You're a founder but still haven't found her

gonna hit Pennifer like a mf and go sit my ass in a theatre and watch Eternal Sunshine in 4k as exposure therapy

mac salad so crazy it made me pull out my Notes app

worst part of constantly interviewing around is having to decide whether my mustache is worthy first impression for both the gig and the interviewer

barista so cute I did the opposite of what I should’ve done with my credit card and me rewards stamp card respectively 🙃

interviewed with a public pension and spent perhaps a good third of it discussing the birth of model jazz in the late 50’s ... can’t tell if good or bad

settling into my mountain city dweller archetype as I drop more cash on a bike than I pay in rent

this shit goes so hard when you’re a quarter Mexican and identity as white, but tan like a mf in the summer months

was today’s years old when I realized I am extremely attracted to brunette women with an extremely pronounced nasal bridge (I’m talking like 75th percentile of nasal bridges and up).

listening to a pod and the last thing I expected was gwyneth paltrow to name drop henry kravis so casual like dat

driving a girl to the farmers market today and I gotta act like the song we heard for a half second before I skipped it wasnt Israel Kamakawiwo’ole 😭

tattoo preference is just a class aesthetics preference more than anything else. also, the kind of tattoo matters. there are lower middle class and upper middle class tattoos.

got my nose pierced. reconditioned my leather boots for this winter. feeling cunty.

A bunch of chronically online tech leaders suddenly quiet.

how it feels as an adult to revisit the classic books and poems you were taught in class now with fresh eyes and life experience: