Me watching this guy shoot it from 70 yards out

Potential Names for the Washington Football Team: *THIS IS AN OFFICIAL POLL THAT WILL BE USED IN THE NAMING PROCESS

Honestly they'll probably end up calling it the Washington Monuments and the mascot will just be a bunch of phalluses

I've been shouting "Hot dogs! Old Style!" at my roommate every time I pass the couch in hopes that eventually she will do it back to me while I'm watching baseball and I can feel alive again

What I love most about this idea is that at some point Cody Bellinger is gonna hit a dinger and some kid is gonna have to watch while his dad's cardboard head gets taped back together by the Dodger bullpen

Counterpoint: Can't get intercepted if it's impossible to catch

In his defense, the league ASKED him to live in a bubble

What I love about Chicago sports is they all have this kind of saying for the year like "One Home Team" that sound really cool but doesn't really mean anything

30% of you were right as a joke. Nice!

Can we get a thread going of the best looking cardboard cutouts at MLB stadiums?? I'll start with this Mets guy. Incredible work.

Joe Kelly is the people's champ. Honestly surprised he didn't start the outing with a mini trash can in his glove so he could bang the lid before making this entire team feel completely unwelcome in the MLB

Girlfriend asked me who Joe Kelly was and 45 minutes later, she hates the League and the commissioner, and she's just stomping around the apartment chanting, "Lifetime bans! Vacate the title!"

Manfred has a point. These players had an extra 3 months this offseason and not a single one of them got a PhD in epidemiology??? Come on, guys

What's super cool about watching your favorite baseball team win games is how much it will matter a week from now!!!