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Noncoverage Sports

@noncoverage

I don't drink so I can forget about my miserable life, I watch sports so I can forget about my miserable life and I drink because it's awesome

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calendar_today12-02-2016 04:00:30

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I've been shouting "Hot dogs! Old Style!" at my roommate every time I pass the couch in hopes that eventually she will do it back to me while I'm watching baseball and I can feel alive again

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What I love most about this idea is that at some point Cody Bellinger is gonna hit a dinger and some kid is gonna have to watch while his dad's cardboard head gets taped back together by the Dodger bullpen

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What I love about Chicago sports is they all have this kind of saying for the year like "One Home Team" that sound really cool but doesn't really mean anything

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Can we get a thread going of the best looking cardboard cutouts at MLB stadiums?? I'll start with this Mets guy. Incredible work.

Can we get a thread going of the best looking cardboard cutouts at MLB stadiums??

I'll start with this Mets guy. Incredible work.
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Joe Kelly is the people's champ. Honestly surprised he didn't start the outing with a mini trash can in his glove so he could bang the lid before making this entire team feel completely unwelcome in the MLB

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Girlfriend asked me who Joe Kelly was and 45 minutes later, she hates the League and the commissioner, and she's just stomping around the apartment chanting, "Lifetime bans! Vacate the title!"

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Manfred has a point. These players had an extra 3 months this offseason and not a single one of them got a PhD in epidemiology??? Come on, guys