i'm being put out of a job

She's taking all the anger for herself so I'm just left with all the other less volatile emotions

[Sticks a red reindeer nose on her long mask.]

I was the evil Mercedes but now I'm just the depressed one

See. Look. Evil. I don't even laugh like that anymore. I don't even laugh.

I had to vanish for a few months. It's too cold to have my tits out when it's winter

I had a mild crisis because I wondered if I should get a new costume but then I wondered if I was really 'me' without my tits out

...Should it have something quirky written on it.

[Kiran is a good friend.] I don't know. Maybe something like 'don't talk to me until I've had my coffee' or 'is it the weekend yet'. That kind of energy

[Gasp...] A wine aunt saying would be perfect... I'm gonna get one that says 8 glasses of water a day sounds impossible but 8 glasses of wine can be done in one meal...

I'm gonna go make one. Thank you, Kiran. :D

D. Do you want a matching one...?

I'll make you one... You'll just have to tell me what colors and what saying you want on it. ...If you wanted one, that is.

[Comes back a little while later with a white sweater with gold letters that says 'I like sex how I like my lemons. I hate lemons.'] There. I believe I recall you once saying you don't like sour things, so... ...I hope that's right...

I don't even do anything.

I feel as if I'm about to be put out of a job.

?

Morning.

The new usual, I suppose... I've just been sitting in my room. 💧

Even more evil than me.