Beware of the abundance neoliberals! They might deregulate the sacred rule requiring 14.6 miles of paperwork to reopen a 3.3-mile train line!

Computer stop pretending to be my girlfriend for a sec: What is the oil capacity of a 2003 Honda Accord. Ok resume being my girlfriend

Jaleo, D.C.'s most hip and cool downtown joint. Where the TVs play ACC basketball from 3 months ago

Only railroad system on earth that makes us passengers line up like idiots in the station to board

Carry me back to old Virginia...

Mmmmmm.... pork

The vibe shift is beginning

Remember when we were going to buy Greenland?

REELECT THE MAYOR

MY BALLOT IF I WAS A NEW YORKER: 1. E. Adams 2. E. Adams 3. E. Adams 4. E. Adams 5. E. Adams

Top 5 mayors of New York City: 1. Cadwallader D. Colden (1818-1821) 2. Ardolph L. Klein (1913-1913) 3. Cornelius Van Steenwyck (1668-1671) 4. Johannes de Peyster (1691-1694) 5. Whitehead Hicks (1766-1776)

Most unrealistic thing in this image is that the Wizards won a game

> Buy "sourdough" loaf from the store > Just tastes like normal ass bread Is every grocery store lying to me?

More people are getting behind the patented Cal method of "make a funny drawing instead of taking a picture"