What’s good playboy

Reposting this all-timer from A-Rod so I can bookmark it for the future. This is a masterpiece. The "A-Rod Corp" watermark, his legs so tightly pressed together. This is what posting is meant to be.

remember when austin butler got stuck as elvis? that was awesome. he should have kept doing movies as elvis

This does not surprise me in the slightest.fuck you.

Juliet the Central Park coyote turns at least eight years old this month—she was first spotted here in 2019, when was probably a dispersing yearling. She may actually be a year or two older though. It’s easy to forget how old she is! Cont’d #birdcpp #nature #wildlife

craziest thing about the Michael Jackson movie that no publication is writing about is that at the end of the movie, Michael solemnly stares at the screen as a title card pops up asking DO YOU THINK HE DID IT? with a QR code you can scan to vote Yes/No on your phone

bored of the film funding discourse, let’s bring back the “Rivette fatphobic” one

there should be a version of those dog treats that also clean their teeth but for humans

A totally original take on The Cronin.

why is the new season of Euphoria kinda the best looking thing on tv in years...

Yggdrasill: Whose Roots Are Stars in the Human Mind (1997) - Stan Brakhage

it probably feels so good to do a little pirouette after getting shot three times

will someone help me convince Durst Nora to waste her money seeing Michael on IMAX with me #Heehee #Shamona

if you gave him glasses with circular frames he would look just like a cartoon turtle

thank GOD

tgif new OOIOO/Lightning Bolt + gay guy friday tgiggf lfg

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ate too much cured salami now my lips dry as hell