Instagram needs to stop showing me these plus size work out and weight loss shit. My BMI is 18.1 which happened after vigorously eating 6 meals a day for last 7 months and continuing to maintain. I highly doubt that I need to lose any weight nor am I a plus size.

I’m not sure why people don’t communicate what they want, instead they just expect others to know what they want, be a mind reader. No, idiot. I don’t know what you expect me to do. Tell me instead. I’m not a mind reader.

Too hot for this furbaby

you are my favourite notification.

Only if you can enhance the peace I feel in my solitude, that’s when I want you. If not, your presence isn’t necessary.

Hell, invite you to my elementary English class so you can learn to use "you're" and get yourself a job. Save you from a life of crime.

My friend got me hooked. Never thought I would…. White Claw

K9 CCTV Bunsen, BEAKER, and Bernoulli🇨🇦 what do you think of my security system??

Omg south…you are kidding me, right???

Me: Ground beef implies the existence of flying beef Therapist: Let's up those meds, bud

Put down a deposit for another shibe!!!!

Good morning!

Wtf is this?

How could Daisy say that to Ryan when she is texting him as Crystal? Even as someone who went through stalking situation, I totally understand Ryan here. I really don’t like Daisy here. #Corrie #CoronationStreet

Sourdough bread!

Amy, shut the fuck up. I was raped as well but goddamnit, keep telling Aaron isn’t gonna help you or Aaron. If I were Aaron, I would want to leave or kill myself cause of you. Holy shit. #Corrie

Golf is a crap sport for dull social climbers. All golf courses should be used for building affordable housing

How far away is Ohio?