Adulting is realizing you gotta have vacation friends …. Cus everybody can’t go

i look at myself w so much love, i’m really a beautiful girl inside & out

Unyaka nonyaka, ey.

the more cult documentaries I watch, I realize I’m too lazy to ever be in a cult lol. it’s always manual labor, rituals and struggle

I mean it’s better than crack

I have this constant fear of being asked to tell a fun fact about me😭😭😭😭

I hate house calls 😔

having s£x on a balcony out of town is definitely on my bucket list🤣

Even as a child, I knew I was going to be the overly distant family member 😂😂

It’s disgusting behavior to look down on people, then suddenly change when you find out they have money.

I’m going to get myself this coach bag, because I deserve it.

I'm a call centre agent today

I’m here to tell the girls to put on a heel

i lied. i love going out i love coming home at 3am i love a good DJ set i love saying "yes" last minute i love sidequest maxing i love the shots i love to not take life so seriously

you didn’t buy this goddamn cigarette

I’ve become much more girly with age, and I like that.

“I am loved at home” is very important before you put yourself in certain situations

Everyday I crave lamagwinya 😭 yoh I really need to go back to the gym

Working in this weather 😞