So you guys are really just using your phones in the cinema these nowadays?

Paralives early access in December 💃🏽

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

The sooner you realise marriage is a decision between two people and not a reward for good behaviour, the sooner you’ll have peace Also sleeping around gives you a clearer idea of what you want & who you are actually compatible with imo

I’m so fascinated by people who wear their watches on the right wrist.

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

the fact that this video will be shown in history classes 20 years from now😭

"I literally told you yesterday, don't you remember?" Me:

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“Who’s gonna take care of you when you get old?” Ey ey Fusek

“Shake your tambourine, go and get yourself Invisalign” is what I hear in that Eve song

This evil piece of shit dog of mine (he’s a sweetheart, whatever) DESTROYED my comic book, which was a GIFT

Kanti what does a person have to do to get takealot’s attention?

BOKKE