President Donald J. Trump I’m gonna need the name of the person who set the border radius of this “phone” immediately

Combined, Mark Cuban and I will be wiring the IRS slightly more than $288 million today

I don’t know a ton about Valhalla but if it is indeed a golf course then I really like Scottie Scheffler for the PGA Championship.

Kendrick Lamar He dropped again. No sir he dropped again, again.

doing this at every table at the flea market before leaving without buying anything

For some time now, S Corps have been growing in popularity among small business owners. Why? Mostly because of self employment tax savings I’ve read numerous comments and threads across social media suggesting that all small business owners should be S Corps Of course, it

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Not to brag but I also decided not to run today.

Mail is crazy because it's like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don't reply to you're going to jail.

That kinda looks like..., you know what, never mind. 🤔

Just bought a vacation home in the metaverse in case you were wondering if we were back or not.

PAOLO HAD THEM SICK 😭

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

we have normalised overconsumption. listening to a podcast while we walk, scrolling reels in the toilet, listening to music while we cook, watching a show on Netflix while we eat. it’s as if there is NO breathing space for your mind. you’re constantly trying to fill the void, the