I met MatPat at st jude once while visiting children with cancer. He was the nicest guy in the world until we hopped on the sticks for smash brothers. Slaughtered each and every one of us with bowser, including the kids. Other than the merciless beating he was wonderful.

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Back to work. #SEVERANCE

DogeDesigner

The “Super Bowl Streaker” was a Las Vegas local who placed a $50K bet that there would be a streaker During Super Bowl LV, He ran on the field by himself and cashed out with $374,000 and a $1000 fine 🤑

you can ask WHO for help ???

1) Google AI Overview is suggesting you add non-toxic glue to pizza sauce because of a shitpost from esteemed Reddit user Fucksmith from 11 years ago. x.com/PixelButts/sta…

Elon Musk Julien B. Dave Hayes Over 80 technical papers published since January 2022. What about you? scholar.google.com/citations?hl=e…

‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has been found guilty of 34 felony counts.

It’s wild how both parties managed to pick the worst possible candidates this year, astronomically worse than 2020, which was the exact same guys.

Zappyz⚢

If the past 3 elections have proven anything it's that Trump is a pro at beating women

big day for annoying coworkers

ドナルドさん、お祝い申し上げます！今日は祝うためにマクドナルドに行ってきたんだ。ある女性が私の新しい帽子を失礼だと言ってきたよ。私は「あなたはリターデッドか？」と言ったんだが、彼女は私が藤本だと知らないんだよ。

Being A Man of Yogurt, I know how to keep a full tummy without ruining din-din. #ManofYogurt