Drooling over a guy who wouldn’t piss on them would happily see them pay for all health care, take away sick pay, take away paid holidays, but he’ll stop the boats Absolute fucking idiots the lot a them

We love the smell of freshly cut grass in the morning

All our Bills go Up again in July.

30 years have passed by… and this song is still an absolute belter.

ALASTAIR CAMPBELL JD Vance It's terrible in it! I bet it takes you back to those Iraq days, doesn't it. Million civilians dead, all on lie. Remember? I'll jog your memory.

Bojo lied throughout his 2019 manifesto & then blamed COVID+ Rus/UKR war Keir lied throughout his 2024 manifesto & blames "£22B" black hole + Iran war. Nige will let you down exactly the same. At each election it doesn't matter who gets in because the govt always gets in.

Under new management: Sky Sports Pool table Carling £4:20 John Smiths £3:80 2 cocktails from £10

At this rate we'll get a tenner for Livramento in the summer. #NUFC

BREAKING NEWS🔥 Restore Britain responds to email from potential zionist donor on the question of whether Rupert Lowe has changed his position when he previously said "Our cowardly government must find the courage to stand with Israel." Restore response: "I am pleased to

This is most probably going to be an absolute stinker. #MCIARS

Police focusing on the real crime in this country as per usual 🤔🥴. I'm sure the kit manufacturers will be really happy for their efforts.

You know it's bad when Diane Abbott has mugged you off.

there have been more managerial departures than direct-free kick goals in the PL during 2026. What a league.

The soundtrack from FIFA Football 2004. 🎶 Kasabian. Kings of Leon. Radiohead. The Stone Roses. Underworld. Caesars. Barely a skip in there! A truly outstanding playlist - give me your top three 👇

I don't think Manchester City actually want to sign Elliott Anderson , I think what's going on here is Carrick will pick up the phone to Pep and say 'Listen, United are going to do the incremental bid approach. If you put a higher bid in that will push my owner.

We used to be a proper country.

If you listen to one thing today, make it this 60 seconds of commentary on BBC Radio York…

After the alleged attempt to assassinate Trump, Western leaders are all reading from the same script. Who wrote the script?

The theatre just isn't as good as it used to be.