Damn I guess there is something more effective than voting

trotskistas: se marx estivesse vivo, ele seria trotskista! 😠 maoista: NÃO! obviamente, ele seria maoista! 😠 marx [se ressuscitasse hoje]: você está me dizendo que, com esse aplicativo o Engels pode me enviar dinheiro instantaneamente? 😳

IShowSpeed tried the famous Guatemalan fried chicken from Pollo Campero and was so impressed that he went to thank the workers after tasting it 😭

Geopolítica: Trump: “Te quito la visa”. Petro: “Me vale”. Trump: “Bueno, te pongo un arancel”. Petro: “Yo otro y no te conviene porque habrá inflación”. Trump: “Bueno, mejor no”. Petro: “Bueno, vale”.

umm… yeah. literally EVERYDAY

No reescribamos la historia, señor ministro. El gobierno vetó este proyecto del PUSC y fue gracias al resello de 38 diputados de oposición que logramos salir de esta lista gris.

Being a large corporation is great because when you steal money from people instead of prison or even a punitive fine you just say “oops sorry jk” and payback what you stole and everyone moves on. This option, weirdly, is not available for people who shoplift razors from CVS.

"Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?" Does Sisyphus like his boulder

Olivia Rodrigo tiene 19 y la disfrutan puras viejas de 33 años es como el Lamine Yamal de ellas

bi men are stereotyped as gay and pretending and bi women are stereotyped as straight and pretending because attraction to men is the thing society holds above everything else, even in queer spaces, and no one is ready for that conversation

"Grok is this true?"

Proud to announce the biggest project of my career. I'm making an Anime.

gambling and sports betting are evil and we would be better off if they were heavily regulated

Actually, obligatory: Two economists are walking in a forest when they come across a pile of shit. The first economist says to the other “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.” The second economist takes the $100 and eats the pile of shit. They continue walking until

"I Love the taste of Iron"

O'Donnis I tried to animate this when I saw this yesterday lol