What if the instruction booklet has different instructions written in different languages

“I wish I could take a picture of you to remember the stupidity of what you just said”

Drake from State Farm

You can follow my footsteps, just don’t follow me

I’m gonna be disappointed if the new Spider-Man movie is not 3 hours long

Watching a tv show after it’s completed > watching it while it’s coming out

Not me preparing myself for everyones rants about how we’ve been in quarantine for a year...

Low key forgot how it felt like to get into a hot car

If you put a hole in a net, there are less holes in the net

I miss when there was real authentic talent at the Grammys

Wanna scare someone? Go through Venmo and like their public transactions

Dear professors, please do not start your emails with “hope you had a good spring break...” We know the break is over. Thankssss

I’m convinced that I hid candy from various events somewhere in my house. Idk where it is, I just know it is there somewhere

A setback is a setup for a comeback

Just thinking about how trucks that transport gas still have to go get gas for the truck itself at gas stations

Nothing is “impossible”. The word itself says “i’m possible”

Why isn’t there a law that trucks should only drive in the right-most lane

If you FaceTime someone and they don’t pick up, there should be a video voicemail that you can leave

I’m tired

Here’s a reminder that it’s not too late to fix your Spotify wrapped