Mind you half of y’all don’t even like the person you have kids with.

how it feels to have ur brain wander off to a place that doesnt please u

Every app doesn’t need an AI assistant bro leave me alone.

If you understand this then you have gray hair and we can be friends

I could look you dead in the face and have no idea what the fck you just told me.

my type

I hate slow turners... SWING that car bro.

Looking dumb for being a child who is gonna miss their friends?

Ngl my whole life has been a lesson of independence and detachment and yet im the most loving and emotional person i know

“I hope it’s not 6:00 a.m.” clock: 05:57 me going back to sleep in the 3 minutes left:

We only have this skill cause they don’t put pockets in our dresses 😭

They don’t make love like this nomoreee 😭😩

That pink Whitney era was crazy!!

Me looking at the ugly clothes in my closet that I wasted my money on

Real egg lovers know these don’t taste the same and there‘s a mood for both.

You gotta start at 15

Knowing someone is evil while everyone loves them is insane, cause now you just look like a big hater😭

white people are raised very differently

I’d cry fr