"From 8 to 11 tonight, I will be getting rid of our ghosts." -Jordan Reed 🌭

"Please don't touch my feet." -Jordan Reed 🌭

“FaceTime, baby!! I mean the real thing. Not the app” - Jordan Reed 🌭 CC: The Reeds Out Of Context

"I'd take my boots off- and they're hurting my feet." - Jordan Reed 🌭

"Poltie-guy." -Lindsey Reed

"Theres one spirit that is king or queen spirit" -Jordan Reed 🌭 May you all be Spirit Kings or Queens on this Spooktacular Holiday! Happy Halloween, spooky friends!

"Febchemuary Trendifenst." -Jordan Reed 🌭

"Congratulations on being the fifth person left on earth with a hotmail account." Jordan Reed 🌭

"Mine ruffles a little feather. Just one." Lindsey Reed

Episode 97 - Is your neighbor a Witch? - The Ozarks - Pudding - Crazy Town - terrible cake - wimpy cryptids - swimming Bigfoot And we're almost 100 Episode old?! Hope you enjoy, Friends! #SpookySpouses #ScavFam plnk.to/SpookySpouses

"I Zenga'd HoORD." - Jordan Reed 🌭

"You need to clean your *dang* house." - Lindsey Reed

"Oh, that noise is our dog." -Jordan Reed 🌭

Ep 96, 24:13 “My computer had double diarrhea because it was evil-eyed by a cyclops.” -JR Submitted by @EliWhoDoesMusic

"We'll find the leader of the ghost cats." -Lindsey Reed

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Ep 97, 57:11 “Cut the banjo out, I’m tryna eat a kid!” -JR Submitted by @EliWhoDoesMusic

"They just won't shut up" -Jordan Reed 🌭

"What else was going on with Colorado-Peanut-Man?" Lindsey Reed

"Maybe somethings just aren't worth riling up"- Lindsey Reed