"It's not a hermitage, it's a windmill." "Does it look like it had a werewolf explode out of it?"

"Kryptonians could make helium instead of methane! You never know!"

"It's always SOMETHING with you modules!"

"Do not speak to me of the shoebody, witch, I was there when it was bopped."

Barbarian: "I don't want to be here now." Cleric: "Good news, you'll have to kill your way out!" Barbarian: "...I want to be here again."

Druid "Everybody suck it in, it's cave bear time!" Sorcerer "That is one Ursus Chonkus." DM "A true UNIT of Absolution."

"What do you mean we're out of Eldritch Blast?"

To the tune of Neverending Story "RAPIER OF FIII-IIII-IRE!"

"The twenty-one habits of highly flammable faces."

"This is the prequel to Squirrel with a Gun."

"Deep and Wet! Deep and Wet! There's a squirrel noise cursing deep and wet!"

"Ah yes, the old parable of the sword squirrel and the moon bear."

DM "The demon has a monomaniacal focus on the rogue." Sorcerer "Well it has one eye, so it's a monocular focus."

"Flextape and Fur is my Coheed and Cambria cover band."

"Three in the black bear, one in the brown bear."

DM "Speaking of that one scene in Shrek..." Sorcerer "This makes me uncomfortable without context."

"He lets out a roar and eats the squirrel demon whole like it's a lawyer on a toilet."

"Hey, did that sound like a loud meaty thump to you?"

Sorry, I didn't realize that was your pizza in waiting.

"I like my others shirt more but I got food on it " "You got food on it?" "Of course, we were eating."