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using Lime to get around is making me face exciting new aspects of my need-to-be-on-time anxiety. catastrophizing that all 30 scooters within like a block of me will suddenly vanish like a scooter rapture and I'll be late.

they should let everybody have one. imagine that infuriating long ass sam seder video and then right at the end he just does his heavy sam seder sigh and tells the fuckboi lookin one to take a toaster bath. Art. it'd be art.

I've referenced this twice in the last week or so and both times no one remembered it I feel like I'm going crazy

She’s literally a liberal Zionist lol. You want to know who’s liberal and not a zionist? Rashida Tlaib.

the woke socialist mayors will continue until morale improves.

we all gotta agree to always assault these things. these are weapons of class war. blood in the machine etc etc

my "international relations majors are either CIA agents or Marxist-Leninists/Maoists. absolutely no in between" theory holds strong.

watching, standing at attention to crab rave, may the bacteria be strong and courageous in claiming new territories in its host

delighted to see civility politics totally abandoned. come with the facts, but come cunty.

not to blast this person specifically but I always get a giggle out of this genre of post how did the 76 year old die? i dunno, must've been murder, healthy young lads like ozzy dont just drop dead like this.

sitting in the ruins that used to be the United States, it will be fun to tell the roving bands of children that in the before times I found out Ozzy Osbourne died because of a Trisha Paytas birth announcement and subsequent rumors that that baby (named Aquaman) was ozzy reborn

these restaurants are getting judgemental on these apps

letter made me cry, labubu made me laugh - perfect work of art right here.

aiight time to get fuckin blitzed and watch the mehdi jubilee video

oh good I'm sure we didn't need them for anything I'm glad this is allowed

this is the most meticulously calculated "liberal consensus" artifact ever produced. No Chapo, no Blowback - but also no Rogan. the distilled rambling center of late neoliberal capitalism