just got an email saying my domino's pizza points are about to expire. i can't have one fucking thing in this fucking world

We’re losing the ancient texts they think the SWAG era is stud attire

when i'm already in a bad mood and someone decides to have no common sense around me:

absolutely not hallelujah

Why the fuck would you put your sexy ass homeboy in your picture on Hinge???

Me letting Sean Kingston know Eenie Meenie just entered top 10 on global Spotify

It is also animated ↕️😌

hate having a bad bitch on follow back like sis i ain’t even see you fr

I hateee the embarrassment that comes with saying what you want in the talking stage… like I want you to call me, I want us to do things, but I don’t want it to look like I’m more into you than you are or doing too much 😭 and that’s the current reality of the dating scene mehn

just cause he got a heart, don't mean he got heart.

Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that we don't smile at them. The disconnect is fatal.

Hypersonic, sex erotic, on my body, boy you got it, hit dem draulics while I ride it, got me actin hella thotty

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i will get justin bieber tickets hallelujah

JUSTIN BIEBER & SZA SINGING SNOOZE OH MY GOD

Did u hit da dance?