Valentine’s Day 💐

BREAKING: Morgan Freeman just attacked Trump on Live Television: "We have somebody sitting in the WH who is leading us down a sh-thole. I can’t personally understand how a convicted felon gets to be president."

Bombing Iran in the middle of negotiations, while starving Cuba, while genociding Palestinians, while threatening to invade Greenland… the US and Israel are the single greatest threat to humanity and it’s not even close. We are all forced to live in the nightmare they create.

fuck everyone who voted for him btw

It’s every fucking day with this stupid fucking President swear to god

“We Didn’t Vote For This”…… Yes U Did!!! U Voted For A Clown & U Got A Circus!!! Cry Us A River!!!!

FUCK DONALD TRUMP! AND FUCK EVERYONE WHO VOTED FOR HIM!

ITS BEEN 3000 RESETS JUST GIVE ME MY YELLOW CHARMANDER

Ripping etbs hurts so much more now because what do you mean i coulda had a $100 bill instead of this ex card

One day we’re gonna have to watch an ad before we answer the phone

We should cancel April fools this year. There is no prank topping our reality.

Nothing is wrong with changing your opinion on something after learning new information. It's a sign of intelligence.

Unpopular opinion: Landlords should not be able to increase rent unless they're upgrading the apartment.

You ever be so self-aware it makes you socially awkward?

i believe in re-reading and re-watching your favourite books & movies at different stages of your life.the plot never changes, but your perspective does.

Me when I accidentally open a message I was ignoring

life really does get better when you get back into your nerdy interests again

Once I feel the vibe is getting weird, I remove myself. Immediately.

2,280 encounters in LeafGreen and counting...

Just remember that this human experience is temporary. You arrive with nothing, you spend your whole life chasing everything, but still leave with nothing. So make sure that your soul gains more than your hands.