My coping mechanism is worse than my actual problems 🤣🤣🤣

since i ain’t getting the girl i want, the girl that want me ain’t getting me either, we all gonna suffer 🤣💯

met this girl& she asked me to rate her outta 10, i said you a 12 girl, you a dozen, dozen cook, dozen clean, dozen do shit 🤣🤣🤣

brown girls be like “i know my worth” then get their heartbroken by the most questionable 100lbs guy with nicotine addiction🤣🤣🤣

your chihuahua looking ex was not your soulmate, wakeup, move on…..

it takes two people to ruin a relationship, so blame her and her mom for raising her that way, you did nothing wrong champ🤣🤣

“loyal men wyd rn?” Chasing a girl who literally could not have made it any clearer that she does not want to be with me (Its gonna be different this time) ((It will not be different this time))

i was not made for casual, i was born for soul crushing devotion….

I’d choose to be with an obsessive manipulative stalker clingy psycho girl over a hoe any day…

I be like tbh, and then lie

Fboy looks with lover boy personality is the reason for my downfall

Your heart is a muscle which means you need to train it to failure so give that mentally unstable girl with daddy issues a chance….

ask an engineer his favourite position and he will say machinery or something 🤣🤣

First thing i teach my son is, even if she crying she lying 🙏🏻🤲🏻

Just because you dated for 5 years that doesn’t mean he will marry you, some of the mfers did engineering for 5years and now are doing MBA🤣🤣🤣

Moye Moye

It would be an honour to have a disorder named after me

Nothing more gay’er than arm wrestling, like why you wanna hold hands and look into each other’s eyes intensely….

lately just tryna live life and provide for the family 🤲🏻

Innocent girls are so funny, they be like why is there a pillow stuck between your bed head and wall😂😂