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@noboaty

caprisun enjoyer // u of a alum

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calendar_today06-11-2013 18:06:49

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was about an hour into this good movie, dwayne johnson had a cameo, you know how i feel about this, i closed the movie out and went for a run.

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i ordered this cocktail and the bartender is like “it’s really spicy are you sure” and i’m like yeah totally. i took 2 sips and my lip is fucking shaking and i have goosebumps. how this is sold is beyond me

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got stung by another scorpion. that makes 5 stings now. but get this, 2 on the knees and 3 on the elbows. i wish i was making this up

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rangers vs d backs, who do i support. The state i was born in that i remember nothing about. or the state i was raised in that also happens to have 4th ave.

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fire alarm went off so whole complex is silent standing outside and this guy makes a call and says “yeah man this broad just left my place. I had a girl over” i can guarantee he had no chicks over he’s my neighbor