//10 retweets and I'll make Maribelle slip into British slang whenever she's angry.

//*secretly has no idea how to get started with Maribelle-* *classic Lucia-level planning skills-*

"If one more drunken brute attempts to flirt with me, I will be forced to maim them in front of the entire pub."

"That man is making strange faces. I don't think he realizes that he's doing it... It's quite unsettling." Maribelle's getting mean already.

Maribelle is standing in front of a toy store, staring at a doll in the window. "...That dress is far too simple and not at all pretty."

//Me starting this account: She's going to be a college student. Me now: Maribelle's a single mom in her thirties and I love it.

30-something single mom in your area does not want to talk.

♬ Modern!Brady ♬ Shy around humans ♬ Loves animals ♬ Plays violin ♬ Scary but wouldn't hurt a fly ♬ 4+ years experience in RP ♬ RT?

Casually looking through a photo album of her kids. Maribelle got carried away with taking baby pictures.

Fun fact, Maribelle once got kicked out of one of Kjelle's football games for splashing a referee with tea during an argument.

-inappropriate or improper was going on.

//@ commercials that play themselves twice in a row every time. We get it, you need a pedicure. You don't need to show us your feet twice.

//*insert self promotion here* x.com/QueenOfConques…

//That feel when a business does open interviews once a week that you want to go to... But your brain won't chill out and let you sleep.

Yes hello plebeians. Maribelle is here to bless you with her presence because she is superior to you because of the 280 limit. Her writer, however, is salty that the limit isn't going to any of her active accounts.