※BL イチャ…

⠀ i can think of several reasons. ⠀

⠀ i would not dare expect such a thing from you! ⠀

⠀ what ever do you mean? i find i am rather simple. ⠀

⠀ happy birthday to fódlan’s unparalled songstress, dorothea! may today bring you good fortune and heaps of joy. ⠀

⠀ you do not know what you are getting yourself into. but if you insist. ⠀

⠀ you, sir, are making my head spin. ⠀

⠀ yes, head. did i not just say that? … on second thought, perhaps i did not enunciate well enough. do accept my apologies. ⠀

⠀ a threat would imply i do not intend to act on it. think of it more as a promise. ⠀

⠀ i simply love your sarcastic wit! now i have even more reason to follow through. ⠀

⠀ (regrettably) thinking of him. ⠀

⠀ are you okay, mercedes? ⠀

⠀ ah yes, it is that time of year. do you believe in ghosts? ⠀

⠀ ha! that is for me to know and no one else to ever find out. ⠀

⠀ ah, so it is national boyfriend day! as if i needed any more occasion to dwell on all the possibilities. on another more apt note, if someone would kindly garrote me — sooner rather than later — i would be forever in your debt! ⠀

⠀ does such an offer truly exist? ⠀

⠀ i am still quite confident, i assure you — do not let this fool you! just a moment of weakness, that is all. ⠀

⠀ well. if you must. ⠀

⠀ … i had just assumed you were being incredibly kind. i only ask that you forgive my oversight — i am not quite accustomed to being the object of anyone’s affection. ⠀