I can hear my neighbours having sex. Well... At least someone's getting some. Isaac was right. #DontTellHim

Kidding, Lyds. [Casting @VociferantSylph a jesting wink in an attempt to pull her from her sassy little mood, surveying her features-

-with curiosity] What was it like, @VociferantSylph? I mean... Do you remember it all?

[I instantly regretted my questioning as soon as @VociferantSylph began to respond, a weighty feeling of guilt swarming in the pit-

-of my stomach. Once @VociferantSylph had unlocked the car I slid inside, familiarising myself with the plush interior] That was a crappy-

-move on my behalf, sorry for bringing it up. Feel free to grill me as punishment, @VociferantSylph. Just not on Isaac...

I'm glad we're on the same page with that because I've dubbed you as my vent, no take-backs. [Whiskey flecked- (@VociferantSylph)

-irises traveled to watch @VociferantSylph's movements as a form of distraction, her question causing a visibly shudder to shake my-

-frame, eyes closing as I drew in a deep and calming breath] Every now and then, @VociferantSylph. It's like... God, like something-

-straight out of a Hitchcock movie, @VociferantSylph.

@VociferantSylph *visible

[Letting my hands fall to my lap whilst absentmindedly fiddling with slender digits, @VociferantSylph's comment pulled a rather-

-ungraceful snort from betwixt scarlet brims. Amusement stricken across soft features] I can imagine, @VociferantSylph. As much as-

-I'd like to have Peter's head on a plaque, I have to admit he's kinda attractive... In a Clooney meets De Niro way, @VociferantSylph.

I.. Well... Nothing. [Avoiding @VociferantSylph's viridian hued orbs]

God no. That is most definitely /not/ what I said, @VociferantSylph. [Despite your efforts of concealing the impish grin, I knew fine-

-well it was there. A tight lipped smile gracing the line of soft brims] Quit it, @VociferantSylph.

Holy mother of Christ. This stupid app. First I couldn't access this account and now my DM's and recent Notifs have been wiped.

Alright, which one of you wolves has been digging up my backyard?

And also way too adorable to stay mad at, @CandescentXenon.