★ —— 𝗦𝗢 𝗪𝗘 𝗥𝗢𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗘, 𝙎𝙀𝙀 𝙒𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙈𝘼𝙔 𝙁𝘼𝙇𝙇ᅠ

The dumbest woman still holds more wisdom than the smartest man. Never forget this, ladies. (✨)

|| i want a maid character so bad lol for some reason

(Judy can sense that she has accomplished something pretty amazing by getting her to stutter and fall over her words like this. She claps her hands in quick succession in front of her, bouncing up and down to the point her hair bounces with her.) I intentionally say so much!

I say things unintentionally, but mostly intentionally because I like having intention.

I am FUNintentional.

JUDY! ✨ // A BIMBO MAID WHO NEVER ACTUALLY CLEANS

Why haven’t you bothered me in 3.3 million years 金田正太郎 ( new 📌 )!???

JUDY! ✨ // ILL TAKE IT ALL MYSELF WHWN I COME TO THE LANDOF THE FREE. omg gomg omg Ok dm me lets talk girly stuff like hair colour and titty size

|| I WASNT READY , they most definitely will not be READY

YOU COME UP WITH THE FUNNIEST NICKNAMES. Thank you for apologizing. I was about to cry to make you feel bad.

you ever think about how faye rhymes with gay

|| i have memory loss, but never mammary loss because I always member a mammary

.✫* ₒﾟ 𝓘𝓣'𝓢 𝓣𝓘𝓜𝓔 ｡.☆.*｡･✫ 𝓕𝓞𝓡 𝓑𝓘𝓖 𝓢𝓗𝓞𝓣! ▸ 🎕 ┈┈┈┈ 🎕 ┈┈┈┈ 🎕 ◂ 𝕁𝕌𝔻𝕐 『 #CBRP | #MVRP 』

(The whole bimbo thing is really just an act. She is actually just an incredibly stuck up actress, but feigning stupidity when she is out in public is always entertaining.)

Wanna think funny thoughts together!!

It ain’t no crime!

you’re trying to judge……man , who are you????? JUDY?????

guys they put me in a video game

(PLAYING A BANJO.)