This is the funniest fucking video that exists

I know how to pick em

It’s on my resume

I understand why Lyft is more cheap than Uber. This is because of cheap service and they let drivers falsely accuse riders of damages and penalize them with fees just for extra money.

Why is it so much harder being productive when I'm quarantined with nothing else to do

Y’all know who was acting their ass off?? This guy:

Clinton

Hospitals in California have been half empty this whole time

Quick! Anybody know of any Hub-and-spoke business model based companies that filed for bankruptcy?

Elon and Grimes are actually really breaking the stigma around forced “normal” baby names. My wife and I are currently expecting our first and fully plan on naming it “😂.” All thanks to Elon and Grimes making us feel like that’s an okay option and we aren’t alone ❤️🙏.

The GBI has announced that Gregory & Travis McMichael have been arrested for the murder of Ahmaud Arbery. There will be a press conference tomorrow morning at 9 AM in Brunswick, GA.

I’ve done this atleast 10 times in my girlfriends unfinished neighborhood during quarantine. I can confidently say I haven’t been chased down and shot...

Imagine my anger, when I got 4 A’s and 1 B+.... it was a mandatory COMM class.....

And then use an epipen?

This is amazing!! Feels like a dream! I’m ready to get to work Packer Nation!!! LETS GO!! #GoPackGo ⚡️ ⚡️