“There are 5000 of us… If we can fight half as hard as we’ve been working, we will be home in no time!”

bugs when you pick up a rock

Just keeping that finger on the pulse, eh?

Me if the card is worth $0.75 but has cool art

Also one of the funniest off-camera shatter noises ever

The metaphor for "Israel mutilating Judaism in favour of ethnonationalist state worship" couldn't be more obvious

Sometimes both are on the exact same ballot

Draft class so ass we’ve got head coaches focusing on their families for the first time ever

Social murder is often discussed solely in the context of war but it is ABSOLUTELY applicable to the healthcare industry. Just because their denials of life saving care are wrapped up in bureaucracy and government doesn't mean they aren't MURDERING people.

I want to see them fuck. Not on some horny shit or anything, but just for like academic research, i just want to know what that was like

Yea, that was the whole point of his character

Gringos be like: La cultura de las armas no tiene nada que ver con el número de tiroteos escolares. Mismos gringos be like: LA NUEVA ESCOPETA QUE CABE DISCRETAMENTE EN LA MOCHILA, SE ARMA EN SEGUNDOS Y CAPAZ DE TIRARLE A OBJETIVOS EN MOVIMIENTO. A LA VENTE EN WALMART

“Capitalism creates innovation” “Capitalism gives us choices” Meanwhile, capitalism:

the boys fans are going to hell for the way they speak about erin moriarty

this tumblr post being one of the greatest contributions to modern philosophy

Am i crazy or is this just like the most normal interaction between a coach and player? This exact phone call happened 32 times last night 🤷

You could convince a republican that 1+1=11 in like 2 minutes i bet

“Could not fix” “Rocky fix”

Congrats, you waited all your life for something that’s existed since the late 90’s