Only a couple more months until everyone hates country music again

You can’t tell from the picture but I’m actually deathly afraid of heights. @ Mt. Evans instagram.com/p/BnSGejaFRT7/…

Becoming an adult is going from calling it “home” to “my parents house”

*Midwesterner when it’s -5 degrees out* Their brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Them: If it wasn’t for this wind it’d be pretty nice out

Can’t wait till November 3rd when daylight savings ends and seasonal depression begins

*Snows in October*

Opening canvas

I’m gonna tell my kids this was Aaron Rodgers

JOE BIDEN VS DONALD TRUMP VS CHRIS WALLACE

Someone call Nicolas Cage

Me watching the Huskers

I am absolutely devastated about Norm Macdonald. Norm had the most unique comedic voice I have ever encountered and he was so relentlessly and uncompromisingly funny. I will never laugh that hard again. I'm so sad for all of us today.

Someone: What do you do for fun in your free time in college? Me: Haha “free” time, college is expensive as shit

Me: I need to spend less *does nothing to change my spending habits* Me: Wtf where’s all my money going

Bartender: Can I see some ID Me: x.com/vibesbyher/sta…

Me: You know it’s been a great day, life is good My brain: You should bump your sad playlist and intentionally make yourself depressed

Me: I’m done spending money Friends: Me: Friends: Food? Me:

Do you ever just take a real long look in the mirror and just think to yourself, damn...there’s really eels out there that produce electricity, that’s a real thing

Happy Mother’s Day to my amazing mom! I’m truly blessed to have you… instagram.com/p/BiuceIaFD-7/…