me because the gym AND the tanning bed closed due to the weather 👁️👄👁️

i am simply so humbled each and every time i get on a dating app :(

taylor swift going to the super bowl 🫡

Trump is doing WHAT to Joe Biden???

my mom asking if i’m on prep was not on my 2024 bingo card

how to tell grindr that i simply will not be downloading monopoly go

officially a gym bro bc the guy at the desk said “a little late tonight, aren’t you?”

the gym is just grindr for cis-het white men

me: omg why do people always think i’m a bottom an actual text message i just sent: omggg period queen im sure you’re slaying

thinking about last week when i asked my mom to hang out for mother’s day and she said no 🫶

now accepting applications for a man who will drop everything when i text “wanna drive around and listen to taylor swift?”

happy gay !

thinking of how someone commented on a facebook post “when is straight pride month” and my mom really responded “oktoberfest???”

my tiktok is only showing me vids in spanish can someone pls help me

Everyone’s not supposed to like you. Or agree with the choices you make. Or support you along the way. That’s your job.

idk how to describe it but this is my mood rn 🤠🤠🤠